Description
A crisp white tee with deadpan humor centered on the chest: “IF YOU’RE READING THIS YOU’RE AN ALIBI.” Lightweight but sturdy, it reads like a private joke worn out loud. The classic crew neckline and relaxed cut let the message take center stage, while the smooth, print-friendly cotton keeps the text sharp wash after wash. Wear it to casual meetups, late-night trivia, or while slipping out the door to make someone laugh — it’s the kind of shirt that sparks a grin and a raised eyebrow. Subtle, cheeky, and unpretentious, this tee sits comfortably in everyday life and leans into moments where humor breaks the ice.
Product features
– 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for year-round comfort
– Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean silhouette and reduced fabric waste
– Twill shoulder tape and ribbed collar for shape retention and durability
– Dual printing: DTG for main print with DTF used on sleeves/inner labels for crisp detail
– Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, EU 2-year warranty — ethically sourced US cotton
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat



























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